Friday, January 4, 2008

A Little Humor for Your Weekend

I got on a roll thinking of some funny book titles, and I thought I'd put them here so you too can enjoy the laughs I was having at myself today (it really is good to laugh at yourself, um, right?):

The Last Campfire
by Marsha Mallow

When It Doesn't Add Up
by Matt E. Matox

Life After Amputation
by Eileen Hattaway

Not Prepared for the Rain
by Noah Brella

Undecided Politics
by Eileen E. Dirway

The Wet Window
by Misty Payne

Halloween Activity Ideas For Dummies
by Bob N. D. Waters

The Eternal Procrastinator
by Tom Morrow

One Man's Impossible Dream
by Kenny Dewitt (Foreward by his brother Willie Dewitt)
(my husband helped me think of the foreward part)

And in an effort to use my kids first names, I came up with these:

When DIY Isn't Working
by Collin D. Prose

Help for Your Collicky Baby
by Owen Willie Staup

Can you tell I have a sick child and am going out of my mind! Have a wonderful weekend!


Stay, stay at home, my heart, and rest;
Home-keeping hearts are happiest,
For those that wander they know not where
Are full of trouble and full of care;
To stay at home is best.

Weary and homesick and distressed,
They wander east, they wander west,
And are baffled and beaten and blown about
By the winds of the wilderness of doubt;
To stay at home is best.

Then stay at home, my heart, and rest;
The bird is safest in its nest;
O'er all that flutter their wings and fly
A hawk is hovering in the sky;
To stay at home is best.
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow